English lit had it coming! Grownups get their own bedtime stories with six sassy, saucy tales offering a whole new twist on your favorite characters! First it’s Shakespeare with skin in The Secret Sex Lives of Romeo and Juliet, an outrageously bawdy send-up of the world’s most famous love story, and Marc Antony discovers a whole new side of The Notorious Cleopatra, a wacky sex comedy you won’t see on the History Channel anytime soon! Then the ultimate jungle swinger lowers the loincloth for two raunchy adventures in Tarz & Jane, Cheetah & Boy and Tarzun and the Valley of Lust, filled with great white huntresses, sex magic, men in monkey suits, and manhood-munching crocodiles! Finally, Bram Stoker’s famous bloodsucker gets a randy makeover in two gag-packed fangfests, Dracula the Dirty Old Man and Guess What Happened to Count Dracula, along with werewolves and ghouls to help him do his dirty work. Forget those squeaky-clean stories you read as a kid; these hilarious romps packed with bountiful beauties prove there’s nothing like a good book to get your pulse racing!